Saturday, 3 September 2011

The best joke ever.




A spud farmer bent on world domination invents a nuclear warhead powered by citric acid. He goes out to celebrate, and when he comes back, he finds out his wife has baked him a feast of jacket potatoes.


"Egads!" he cries, "My plants have been foiled!"




Ok, maybe it isn't that great, but I'm proud of it anyway.

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