Life Lessons Learnt

• Someone will always finish off the peanut butter before you.
  
  
• It's based on a book.
  
  
• No-one has read that book.
  
  
• Gravity is a drag.
  
  
• There's someone out there who is better than you, and as luck would have it you are probably going to have to spend a great deal of time together.
  
  
• It's not your fault, but it is your problem.
  
  
• The perfect place is always elsewhere.
  
  
• Civilised people wear socks or go barefoot, but never wear shoes without socks – this includes heels.
  
  
• You can never own enough lava lamps.
  
  
• Memories are always much better than events, but without enduring the events you will never make more memories.
  
  
• Never let a cat sleep on your face.
  
  
• Doing the impossible is more entertaining than doing the possible.
  
  
• Make everything impossible, and everything is entertaining.
  
  
• You can't cheat death.
  
  
• Just because you can't cheat doesn't mean you can't win the game.
  
  
• 100% of what you think is in your head.
  
  
• When you run out of things to say, you've probably said too much.