Monday, 26 March 2012

Things you can do to pass the time in heavy traffic:


  1. Whistle along to your favourite music.
  1. Stare at people in your rearview mirror and in oncoming traffic.
  1. Make fish faces.
  1. Perform a hand puppet show for the people in the car behind you.
  1. Play loud, intense operatic scores while holding the steering wheel with one hand and squinting dramatically.
  1. Perform a 'mexican rev' and get as many people to join in as you can without leaving your car.
  1. Predict the exact moment a traffic light will change and make a sorcerous hand gesture to it the moment before it does.
  1. Fake a cardiac arrest. Make it carry on for as long as possible.
  1. Bang your head repeatedly between your headrest and your hooter.
  1. Open your window and ask the person in the next lane for financial/romantic advice.

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